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Skip the small talk. Let’s discuss how we’ll turn your weekend into a story even your dog will side-eye. Kriti here, 26 – part-time menace, full-time serotonin dealer.

What You’re Getting:

• A human Spotify playlist: Sufi soul + Punjabi rap
• Bad advice guru: “Yes, you should buy that absurdly priced whisky.”
• Body type: “Did Pilates for 2 weeks, got bored, ate biryani instead.”

Bangalore Perks:

• ????? Monsoon special: Skinny-dipping in rain
• ???? Geek mode: COD battles (loser cooks breakfast)